Monday, November 12, 2007

sicko... and other thoughts it has triggered

I'll have to admit that after watching Michael Moore's 2nd "documentary" (quotes purposely used), I figured that it would be a while before I picked up my copy of "bowling for colombine" or watched another movie of his again.

While I understand that Bush - and you all know who I am talking about - is an ASS, I felt that Michael Moore overestimated the power of a movie and was trying to use his unique position as a good movie maker to make a political statement. I go to the movies to willfully suspend disbelief... not to get depressed about the world situation. More to it, I am not able to do anything about the state of affairs in the US because I am proudly Ugandan, proudly Canadian and have no intention of adding "US citizen" to my long list of life achievements.

Like I said, I decided that it would be a while till I saw another michael moore movie... until I was standing at the video rental store earlier today and realized that the only recent release left for me to watch was his most recent movie - sicko.

OK

So after 1 hour 58 minutes of horror at the US medical situation juxtaposed with smugness about the fact that my exorbitantly high tax pays for my semi-cushy medicare, I started to think about 2 things:

1. A British man with an accent and demeanor that made you respect him and take everything he said as the "gospel truth" said this (I'm paraphrasing here): Democracy is the most radical idea in history because it takes the power from the rich and places it in the hands of the poor. Whoa! Think of Uganda - a country that is officially on the list of the world's 25 least developed countries... imagine what kind of change the poor and so-called ignorant people could effect if they took democracy seriously. While I think Uganda's political situation and presidential aspirants offer a little less than smoke, dust and ashes in return for the vote of the people, theoretically if there was a person that truly cared for the country... cared that it succeeds in development... theoretically, couldnt such a person rally the poor and oppressed of such a country and make then an unstoppable force of change?

2. I realized that even though the development situation in Uganda is NIL except for the patches that they are putting on the capital city and international airport in preparation for CHOGM (non-ugandans will not understand this), WE HAD CHEAP MEDICATION! From now on, I am buying ALL prescribed medicine from third world countries - preferably those with access to Indian pharmaceutical companies. Heh!

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this facebook thing

I finally gave in and opened a facebook account... OH NO!

I now have 56 friends and right now, all the people that are listed as friends within my profile are people that I have actually been "friends" with except for one guy whose guts I hated... don't get me started on that one!

It's funny because while I think of myself as a great conversationalist in person, I do not think that I am that great online. I have people asking me all sorts of questions like

How's ottawa?

I feel like answering, "How in the hell am I supposed to know? I'm too busy to notice!"

Or the other day... So, tell me about your wife...

Well, do you have all day? I am pretty sure that you do not, but if you would like me to ramble on and on about her every attribute, then go get a drink and some popcorn and be prepared to sit here for 2 days. Seriously! I think they're just making conversation.

But it got me thinking about the whole point of this facebook thing. It is supposedly a "social networking site" but all it has done up to this point is connect me to my family in one other way, and a whole bunch of people who I was too busy to get in touch with, or who I just gave up on being friends with because my life had moved on and they were no longer a part of it. My network has not grown, my social life has not improved (not that I want it to... I am married, remember?), and the only thing that has changed is that I am spending less time wasting "company hours" reading the news and more on facebook.

Growing up in a society that was extremely interconnected (meaning all-up-in-each-others-business), I can understand how a phenomenon like facebook is attractive. It allows us to be even more interconnected and make meaningless conversation just to keep the connection and have stories to tell... if you do not believe me, then you should look through my trash mail to find the number of invitations to facebook I have received from people living in a country with atrocious internet access. It is literally dumbfounding.

Now that I live in a society that desires to be as interconnected as the one I grew up in, but is unfortunately far more secluded and individualistic, I can see the other side of the benefit of such a website. It helps to create the facade of community and networking... but are we any closer than we were before? Aren't we still running off to our quiet secluded homes to "socialize"? Aren't we still just as lonely as we were before even as our "friends" multiply on the internet?

The other day I heard that facebook sold for $250 million. OMG! Reminds me of the days in the not too distant past when IT companies were valued at more than what they were really worth and it only took a little consumer discomfort to disclose how inflated their value was. I would know. I was an unemployed IT person. Facebook is not worth $250 million... NO WAY JOSE! Are we sure it's even making a profit? Feel free to educate me.

Alas, my time is up here and I must return like a faithfully brainwashed person to the confines of social networking and facebook and try to come up with a creative answer to the question:

So what's new with you?